I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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