So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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