From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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