is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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