How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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