There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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