is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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