i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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