my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I party with great urgency now.
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