Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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No subtext here. People are naked.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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