Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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