singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
do nipples grow back?
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