i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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