We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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