drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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