Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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