Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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