dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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