Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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