Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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