Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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