Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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