im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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