I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize