My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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