Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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