And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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