he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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