don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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