Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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