Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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