i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.