I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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