discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.