everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
about cumming, not toast
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.