It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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