just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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