Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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