he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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