You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm so fucking centered right now
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
