oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize