I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
