What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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