apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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