Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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