I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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