stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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