Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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