Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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