When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
