i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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