Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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