This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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