We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
farters have to be the big spoon...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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