I need help removing her.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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